apt-get install apache2 php5-mysql libapache2-mod-php5 mysql-server  php5-gd 

#set a mysql-root password

mysql -u root
 
 SET PASSWORD FOR 'root'@'localhost' = PASSWORD('[yourpassword]');
 SET PASSWORD FOR 'root'@'[yourhostname]' = PASSWORD('[yourpassword]');

mkdir /var/www/joomla
cd /var/www/joomla

wget http://joomlacode.org/gf/download/frsrelease/4508/13215/Joomla_1.0.13-Stable-Full_Package.tar.bz2

tar xfj Joomla_1.0.13-Stable-Full_Package.tar.bz2 
rm Joomla_1.0.13-Stable-Full_Package.tar.bz2 

chown -R root:root /var/www/joomla

PLACES=' administrator/backups administrator/components administrator/modules administrator/templates cache components images images/banners images/stories language mambots mambots/content mambots/editors mambots/editors-xtd mambots/search media modules templates '
for i in $PLACES; do
    sudo chown -R www-data:www-data $i
done

sudo find . -type f -exec chmod 644 {} \;
sudo find . -type d -exec chmod 755 {} \;

#create database
mysqladmin -u root -p create joomla
#[enter mysql root passwd entered above]

mysql -u root -p    
#[enter mysql root passwd when asked]

    GRANT SELECT, INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE, CREATE, DROP, INDEX, ALTER, CREATE TEMPORARY TABLES, LOCK TABLES ON joomla.* TO '[joomlaccount]'@'localhost' IDENTIFIED BY '[joomla_password]';

    FLUSH PRIVILEGES;

    \q

#erase traces 
> ~/.mysql_history

touch /var/www/joomla/configuration.php
chown www-data.www-data /var/www/joomla/configuration.php

#reload apache2
/etc/init.d/apache2 restart

#Point your browser to [youhost]/joomla, and follow the onscreen instructions.

localhost
[joomla_user]
[joomladb]
[prefix]

#after that:
rm -R /var/www/joomla/installation/

#when it doesn't work (wel sort of: you've got text but no graphics:)
#check the configuration.php and adjust the $mosConfig_live_site = 'http://[URL]/joomla';
#if needed